stoners

an unspoken brotherhood that causes you to feel almost related to that person who you've never spoken to before but just handed you a joint. Cheers. Here's to slowly taking over.

You smoke weed? Hop in, I'll cover for you fellow stoners.

354👍 147👎

divorce

the act of surgically taking a wife's hands from her husband's neck and attatching them to his balls and wallet

guy 1: got a divorce, bitch got everything, shes so far up my ass if she spits its comin out of my mouth
guy 2: bummer...

69👍 53👎