Zackariah is the name of the most adorable, intelligent, sarcastic funny, LOVEable, caring guY tO ever exist. He is king of the simps, heâs that kid who will fall in love with a girl and obsessively love her for eternity. She probably wonât notice that he exists but heâll always try to change that. And if she loves him back sheâll have the best boyfriend. Then hUsband. Then sheâll Be the saddest widow becAuse heâs probably going to die Before her and itâs probablY going to be all her fault. Also heâs gonna be a great fbi agent. :)
Person that knows me- Who the Hell wrote those billions of cringey AF urban dictionary definitions on your name that are specifically about you?
Me- That was definitely my boyfriend, Zackariah, he does shit like that so now Iâm trying to beat his definitions by writing one on his name thatâs so fucking cringey it makes all of his look completely inferior.