shy person

”It's not that I'm not shy, I just am scared too talk too people and confront my problems, I much rather hide in a closet until the scary thing is gone, that includes the teacher.”

”Being a shy person doesn't make me quiet. I just don't wanna talk.”

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dark jokes

”Dark jokes have been passed for years. Each one worse than the next, such as: Boy: ”Hey I'm bored!” the graveyard keeper looks at him and spills some ashes on the floor than saying: ”There play with your brother.” or even, going too a person and saying, ”Are you a cop? Because I can't breathe.”

”Such things are known as dark jokes. If you use them, you are cool. And if you get mad at people for a bad joke, stop telling ”Why did the chicken cross the road?” He clearly just wanted some KFC. Anyway, good day Karen. Also, I haven't been seeing many children around school, you know where they went? I'm beginning too get bored.”

Sincerely,
—Jared from subway—

”If my wife had a dollar for every dark joke I told her,

She’d only have £/$0.77 in dark jokes.”

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