Projaminent

Somebody who takes unnecessary intimate risks with a scruff for self enjoyment.

Oh yeah - I've seen him before, he’s a projaminent en he

Vegangelist

Somebody who sneakily convinces people into their vegan way of life
Commonly found in office work spaces

I'm pretty sure Barbara is a vegangelist because ever since she's been talking to Bob he's stopped eating all the dairy and meat

Lackery

Lacking the equipment or item/s you need

A person who is lacking essential life skills

This place is a lackery

Your a lackery bruv