mariojawanna

the feeling when mario gets the fire flower

OH MY FUCKING GOD I JUST GOT MARIOJAWANNA

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ca crv

CA CRV or five cents is the thing you find on the label of a water bottle. But nobody knows what it means.

Dude what the fuck is CA CRV?

dinklecotton

the word dinklecotton comes from the word dinkleberry, rather than having shit in your ass hair (dinkleberry)
instead you have lose bits of toilet paper in your ass hair. (dinklecotton)

ah fuck I got dinklecotton stuck up my ass again!

jesus christ its jason bourne

this is what the black guy says in the new Jason bourne movie.
I use this phrase when I see someone in my opinion, cooler than me.

Guy1: yo dude look who just walked into the bar!
Guy2: jesus Christ its Jason bourne!

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tickle tickle here comes the pickle

Its were a very large penis or dildo gets inserted into a woman's vagina

Dude last night I had sex and before I gave her the D I said tickle tickle here comes the pickle!

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weeaphobe

A weeaphobe is anime hater and despises weeaboo's (good thing)

omg those guys over there are complete weeaphobes. fuck them.

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gay ass friend

just a normal person who thinks their your friend but they aren't. and you also think they are gay for you.

dude that kid just acts like a fucking gay ass friend , I think hes gay for me.

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