Hovising

The sexual act of having mouldy bread pushed into ones rectum.

Sally and I had a fantastic hovising session last night.

Flap yoghurt

Flap yoghurt - a creamy white vaginal discharge akin to dilute cottage cheese?

When I tried to eat her out the stench of her flap yoghurt was overwhelming.

Flap yoghurt

Flap yoghurt - a creamy white vaginal discharge akin to dilute cottage cheese

When I went down on her, her fanny was covered in flap yoghurt

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