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The act of defecating into the cotton candy cone and spinning a glorious fluffy cloud of sugar hiding the brown scourge from prying eyes. Then you seduce your best friends wife while watching Phil Collins' masterwork, the last unicorn. During fellatio you begin the act by violently cumming a potentially lethal amount of sperm into her eyes, nose, and mouth. Just before she starts to whinny and buck about you slam the cone of death onto her forehead and scream THUNDER CATS HOOOOEEEE!! All of this is set to in the air tonight and the head slams happens during the drum roll.
Dude I totally gave Jamie a dirty unicorn last night, and now she loves Phil Collins! Did I make a mistake?
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An event. To qualify one must butt chug half a bottle of nightquill, urinate in a bucket full of Pepto, drink the mixture, and then puke the contents of your stomach upon your partner. This is a LGBTQ friendly act however the presence of any one thatâs a + will disqualify the entire event.
Last week I fell through the floor and some skooma addicts were performing the Beau
an act where the attendee stares into a mirror and chants the name Donald Goucher repeatedly. The act of this is supposed to grant the physical attributes of the mythological figure Donald Goucher.
Jeremy attributes his sexual prowess to the Donald Goucher ceremony he performs every morning.