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the sexual act of put any kind of alcohol in woman vagina then sucking it out with a straw
lindsay wanted to try the king friday so we used some left over vodka from the last party
the act of sitting on a womans chest and placing balls on neck while face
fucking her making it look like she is wearing a bow tie.
"i totally picked up lindsay and gave her the devils bow tie in the back of my inferno van"
while doing it with your woman have a mariachi band hide in the closet and then at climax you have the band jump out and start playing and yell EL WHOPPO!!!
lindsay was about to finish when the mariachi jump and scared the crap out of her and she screamed el whoppo
when you have sex with a chick and she wont tell anyone who she banged but everyone really knows it was really you that she did it with and that she got an std from you
lindsay and i had sex but she would tell it was me but everyone knew it was me and made me the marked man
the sexual game of placing a donut over your hard on and blind folding the woman and having her try to eat the donut off your dick without her eating it or having the man blind folded and trying to eat a candy bar out of the girls vagina all while being handcuffed
lindsay and i tried cops and robbers and and i ate a snickers out of her vagina
while your woman is on here period she attempts to have sex with while you are dreaming and when u wake up all you see is blood around your dick making you think you are having a bloody nightmare
lindsay did the bloody nightmare and i woke up and it scared the crap out of me
the ugly truth about your life is that at one point in most people lives they had their mothers vagina stretched across their face.
lindsay told me the ugly truth