the king friday

the sexual act of put any kind of alcohol in woman vagina then sucking it out with a straw

lindsay wanted to try the king friday so we used some left over vodka from the last party

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cops and robbers

the sexual game of placing a donut over your hard on and blind folding the woman and having her try to eat the donut off your dick without her eating it or having the man blind folded and trying to eat a candy bar out of the girls vagina all while being handcuffed

lindsay and i tried cops and robbers and and i ate a snickers out of her vagina

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reliable special

the one girl you know that is always ready and willing to have sex with you and vice verse with no string attached and is willing to do anything you or she wants

lindsay was my reliable special when i was in high school

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john hancock

when your getting on with your woman while she is on her period you pull out and try and write your name with the blood and dab it back in if you need more ink to print your name on her sheets to sign that you were there

i did the john hancock with lindsay and i had to put it back in a few times to spell my full name

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the ugly truth

the ugly truth about your life is that at one point in most people lives they had their mothers vagina stretched across their face.

lindsay told me the ugly truth

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the sniffles beard

when a girl is giving a guy a blowjob he pulls out before he blows his load the shoots her in the face and then proceeds to throw glitter in her face making her face glittery

i did the sniffles beard on cierra and i used pink glitter her favorite color

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candy apple

while your woman is on her period you insert your balls into her bloody vagina coating your balls in blood making them look candy apples then she licks off like shes eating a candy apple

my balls looked like a candy apple and she licked it all off

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