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the sexual act of put any kind of alcohol in woman vagina then sucking it out with a straw
lindsay wanted to try the king friday so we used some left over vodka from the last party
8π 4π
the one girl you know that is always ready and willing to have sex with you and vice verse with no string attached and is willing to do anything you or she wants
lindsay was my reliable special when i was in high school
1π 2π
when your getting on with your woman while she is on her period you pull out and try and write your name with the blood and dab it back in if you need more ink to print your name on her sheets to sign that you were there
i did the john hancock with lindsay and i had to put it back in a few times to spell my full name
11π 17π
the sexual game of placing a donut over your hard on and blind folding the woman and having her try to eat the donut off your dick without her eating it or having the man blind folded and trying to eat a candy bar out of the girls vagina all while being handcuffed
lindsay and i tried cops and robbers and and i ate a snickers out of her vagina
224π 75π
the act of sitting on a womans chest and placing balls on neck while face
fucking her making it look like she is wearing a bow tie.
"i totally picked up lindsay and gave her the devils bow tie in the back of my inferno van"
15π 3π
while doing it with your woman have a mariachi band hide in the closet and then at climax you have the band jump out and start playing and yell EL WHOPPO!!!
lindsay was about to finish when the mariachi jump and scared the crap out of her and she screamed el whoppo
8π 6π
when you have sex with a chick and she wont tell anyone who she banged but everyone really knows it was really you that she did it with and that she got an std from you
lindsay and i had sex but she would tell it was me but everyone knew it was me and made me the marked man
2π 6π