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roof job

the act of giving a guy head who is uncircumcised and ripping the foreskin off with your teeth

lindsay did the roof job on me and i screamed like a little bitch

by The king Friday March 13, 2014

2πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


BlackBerry cream pie

The act of banging a chick so hard that her pussy turns black and blue and then creaming inside thus resembling a BlackBerry cream pie

Dude I performed the BlackBerry cream pie on Jennifer after we both got drunk and she didn't walk right for a week

by The king Friday July 25, 2015

4πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


cockledragger

a man who leads a donkey by tugging on the donkeys dick and leads said animal in the direction in which he wants the animal to go.

Kyle the farmer is known for being a cockledragger

by The king Friday March 29, 2014


stunt run

the act of doing 6 sexual postions in 2 minutes and all have to be different

lindsay and i made it to 5 positions in two minutes we weren't able to complete the 6th to finish the stunt run

by The king Friday September 7, 2013

3πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


the devils bow tie

the act of sitting on a womans chest and placing balls on neck while face
fucking her making it look like she is wearing a bow tie.

"i totally picked up lindsay and gave her the devils bow tie in the back of my inferno van"

by The king Friday September 2, 2013

15πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


the marked man

when you have sex with a chick and she wont tell anyone who she banged but everyone really knows it was really you that she did it with and that she got an std from you

lindsay and i had sex but she would tell it was me but everyone knew it was me and made me the marked man

by The king Friday September 8, 2013

2πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž


el whoppo

while doing it with your woman have a mariachi band hide in the closet and then at climax you have the band jump out and start playing and yell EL WHOPPO!!!

lindsay was about to finish when the mariachi jump and scared the crap out of her and she screamed el whoppo

by The king Friday September 6, 2013

8πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž