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the ugly truth about your life is that at one point in most people lives they had their mothers vagina stretched across their face.
lindsay told me the ugly truth
18π 16π
when a girl is giving a guy a blowjob he pulls out before he blows his load the shoots her in the face and then proceeds to throw glitter in her face making her face glittery
i did the sniffles beard on cierra and i used pink glitter her favorite color
2π 3π
while your woman is on her period you insert your balls into her bloody vagina coating your balls in blood making them look candy apples then she licks off like shes eating a candy apple
my balls looked like a candy apple and she licked it all off
1π 6π
the act of giving a guy head who is uncircumcised and ripping the foreskin off with your teeth
lindsay did the roof job on me and i screamed like a little bitch
2π 4π
a man who leads a donkey by tugging on the donkeys dick and leads said animal in the direction in which he wants the animal to go.
Kyle the farmer is known for being a cockledragger
The act of banging a chick so hard that her pussy turns black and blue and then creaming inside thus resembling a BlackBerry cream pie
Dude I performed the BlackBerry cream pie on Jennifer after we both got drunk and she didn't walk right for a week
4π 2π
while your woman is on here period she attempts to have sex with while you are dreaming and when u wake up all you see is blood around your dick making you think you are having a bloody nightmare
lindsay did the bloody nightmare and i woke up and it scared the crap out of me
2π 6π