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Ting Ling

The sound of a triangle

Guy 1: What is this?
Guy 2: A triangle.
*Plays the triangle*
Triangle: Ting Ling ting ling ting ling ting ling...
Guy 1: Ayy Lmao idk why is this rythm funny?
Guy 2: It's because we are retarded.
Guy 1: xDDDDD

by The king of the Doritos April 22, 2019


Younglings

a killing target for Anakin Skywalker

"Not even the Younglings survived!"

by The king of the Doritos February 10, 2020

81πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


Gigachad

Gigachad
He's the king of the town
With a swagger so cool, he never frowns
He's got the moves and he's got the style
Gigachad's here, gonna make you smile :)

Weed!!! Weed!!! Gigachad loves his green
Roll it up and share it with the team
No worries in the world when he's high
Gigachad is all about the good vibes
Gigachad! Gigachad!
Always on the rise with his weed an his charm, he mesmerizes
Gigachad! It's the Gigachad!
Living carefree in his world of peace and harmony

Dude #1: Hey man what's up
Dude #2: Doing good. Hey, look at that dude over there
Dude #1: OMG it's Gigachad!!
Gigachad: Hey dudes, y'all want some weed?
Dude #1 and #2: Of course bro, you're so nice
Gigachad: I've gotta spread peace and harmony, you're all my bros.
Dude #1: The great Gigachad, always sharing his weed and making the world better
Dude #2: Yeah

by The king of the Doritos July 12, 2024


m7

The same as m8 or m9, but better.

Swag person 1: sup m8.
Swag person 2: oh hello m8 today I rekt ur sister.
Swag person 1: M8 WTF M7+1 U WOT M9?!
Swag person 2: Exactly m7 lmao yeah xDD
Swag person 1: K, m8 who cares. Let's eat some Doritos m7
Swag person 2: k

by The king of the Doritos September 12, 2019

4πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


white nigga

a Nigga whom'st is white.
White niggas usually can't say the word Nigga

White nigga: nigga
Nigga nigga: wtf m8 u can't say that.

by The king of the Doritos September 17, 2019

58πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


"Whomst'd've'ly'yaint'nt'ed'ies'y'es't're'ing'able'tic'ive'al'ne'ml'l'ble'al'ny'less'wk'k'py'nd'idy'ety'st'ged'ful'ish'ng'mt'ous'yes'mc'fackle'b'burg'ler'sh

The greatest and most complex version of whomst'd've

Enlightened person 1: May I ask "Whomst'd've'ly'yaint'nt'ed'ies'y'es't're'ing'able'tic'ive'al'ne'ml'l'ble'al'ny'less'wk'k'py'nd'idy'ety'st'ged'ful'ish'ng'mt'ous'yes'mc'fackle'b'burg'ler'sh is that human being?
Enlightened person 2: NonҀ™tҀ™veҀ™ent

by The king of the Doritos July 5, 2020


Browser

Bowser but written by retards

Guy: Hey I defeated Browser in (insert random Mario game)
Other guy: Are you dumb? It's Bowser, not browser.

by The king of the Doritos June 22, 2020

13πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž