Lawn dart

When a woman lays on the edge of the bed and a man starts at the end of the hall, and gets a running head start, and as soon as he hits the bedroom doorway he jumps and arches his back while grabbing his ankles and sticks it in and finishes in one foul swoop. It is required to promptly roll over and smoke a cigarette.

The wife let me lawn dart her last night, I think I dislocated my hip.