To stop for a fly by piss at any random convenience store or fast food chain without making a purchase
While traveling my sales territory I frequently poach the whiz house
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Pecker pudge: the pad of fat in middle aged men that resides below the love puff and obscures the true size of the man meat
As I caught my reflection in the bathroom mirror I realized my pecker pudge was taking over my endowment