January 25th

January 25th is national CRUSH day.
rain down comically large boulders onto civilians, crush them.

“January 25th is national crush day! That means I get to CRUSH you.”

skrunko

Characters in media who are so dumb/stinky that it wraps around into being your favorite loveable little man

“(Blank) is my favorite little skrunko man”

“This is why we haven’t talked since 2004.”