The March equivalent of Destroy Dick December. Also known as the manic masturbation month, Destroy Dick December can be stimulation from a variety of ways, but Manic Masturbation March must just be you, your hand and your trusty icognito tab.
Oh, thank god Fuck Fapping February is finally over! I've been looking forward to some quality time in Manic Masturbation March.
Also known as Attack Ass April, or Assault Ass April, this is the month where you must both give anal and give yourself anal stimulation.
My dick is over from Manic Masturbation March. It's time for Ass Assault April. I must prepare my cheeks.
Commonly on mobile, but can be on other games; when a game seems good from it's preview/ trailer, but is actually hotter trash than a reality star's mouth.
Priscilla decided to download War of Empirical states on her iphone8, but she ended up getting gamebaited.
It is surprising how messed up the mind can be. Any way, the act of doing the "dirty deed" with a plant.
The only one in history, Robert Mclandononaff, 27, was caught and sentenced to death in 1990 for being a floraphile
The act of having sex with your clothes on. (The girl wears pants with a fly, or the man cuts her pants out.)
I did the Detroit Driller with Rebecca last night. I wore my special polo shirt for the occasion.
It's as complicated as it sounds. The man attaches a dildo to a vibrator, and then puts the holes in the respective areas and has sex.
Dude, I did the Rhode Island Railway with my girl last night! Best night ever.
The act of quietly having sex in a house with other people in adjacent rooms. Usually involves duct tape.
When Brad was over at Melinda's house for thanksgiving, she decided to try for a risky robbie.