The trails mums leave after getting too drunk and horny and not able to walk, the result being a MUMTRAIL!
Dude check that over there, she's leaving a huge mumtrail I better go lap that up!
or
Wow ima go say Hi to her, check her sticky mumtrail!
Where you scratch your ass bare handed to add a stink to your slaps or punches
Oh god Jeremy Brazilian stink faces me last night at our fight
Where you scratch your ass bare handed to add damage to a slap or punch
Oh god Jeremy Brazilian stink faces me at our fight last night