Skiddle

Scottish slang for what you're doing when you've got your hands in the washing-up sink but you're not really doing anything constructive.

"He was having a skiddle when doing the dishes."

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Slash

Scottish term for using a blade (or any other sharp object) to cut the face of an innocent bystander. Usually leaving the victim with large scars on either, or both sides of the face.

This act is usually carried out by the famous 'Glaswegian Ned'.

"Haw you! If ye don't fuck aff am gonne slash ye!"

"You hear aboot wee jimmy? He git slashed!"

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Shiter

Scottish slang for the term 'toilet'.

Im going for a dump in the shiter.

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Can

Scottish Terms:

1/ A term for a person of an overweight/obese nature. (Usually female)
2/ The term a male would use about wanting to have sexual intercourse with the opposite sex.

1/ "Look at her, shes a fat can"
2/ "Aye mate, i would well can her"

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Glasgow Central Clock

A place where angsty emo/scene kids will be found.
Usually on a Saturday afternoon in groups exceeding 50.

Very clever.

"Look at all those emo's standing under the glasgow central clock, what losers!"

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Bomber

Scottish term for a round hole in an item of clothing burned by falling ash from a cigarette (or cannibis joint) of which you were smoking.

"Ah fuck man, i just got a bomber!"

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Chufter

Scottish slang for the term ass; arse; etc.

"Aye, she took it up the chufter"

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