To be one that is envied but loved, admired but feared, a cool Kat that can handle any situation and has a multitude of skills and attributes he makes life for his surrounding networks just that little bit better, knowing a Mehmed will make you 10% cooler and increase your status in society just that little bit higher.
Pleasant to look at
lovely to touch
terrific to smell
amazing to feel
Joe Blow: 'I became friends with a Mehmed and life just got that little bit better, I had more chicks, I didnt have to line up at clubs, my girlfriend got hotter, I got a faster car, people wanted to know me and I got put on the A list'
Jane Blow: ' A Mehmed fucked my life, I had one, and now nothing compares'
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