Simon seagull

A very aggressive and sexually frustrated creature, who will fly after their victims much like a seagull going for chips. He then proceeds to pin them down and violently shove his feathered penis in to their orifices and proceed to aggressively shart on anybody who tries to stop him.

Luke- “Did you hear that noise?”
Jack- “Yeah! It must have been the local Simon Seagull!”

Otter fisher

A small ginger fellow with an incredible large penis, however he has an obsession with jamming it into large piles of cow shit and then proceeds to eat it off of his penis whilst ejaculating into a mug which he will drink after

Otter fisher is such a weird guy, he loves the taste of shit jiz

Spud neek

Option 1: you have a young spaniel puppy called Toby, and have a strange addiction to fucking it until it is paralysed.
Option 2: curiously sitting in the corner whilst two or more of friends are getting it on, you to proceed to masturbate in the corner

1: Corrr I did a spud neek on my dog the other day

2: I was sat in the corner of the room when a suddenly felt the urge to preform a spud neek