Ooooh shiny!

A syndrome which causes people to be completely and utterly distracted from their previous train of thought when confronted by something shiny. This shiny object can take a variety of forms but will ultimately be determined by the inherent preferences of the one who suffers from the aforementioned syndrome. The subject will usually exclaim in a high pitch voice "oooh shiny!"

"Hey Jim? Me and a few of the guys are planning to get shitfaced at the bar tonight. You want in?"

"Yeah sure man that sounds grea- *spots object* Ooooh shiny!"

"Right on. I'll tell the guys you're co-Jim? Jim?!....... oh for fucks sake not again."

Fuck you, that's how!

The appropriate response to any and all irritating, stupid or outright pointless questions revolving around how something came to be. Not to be confused with "Fuck you, that's why!"...

When asked... "How did you do that?!"

Immediately and forcefully respond with...."FUCK YOU, THAT'S HOW!"

or

When asked..."How do I use this?"

Respond with..."Fuck you, that's how!"

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