Beating around the bush

When pubic hair is surrounding the penis but you continue to masterbait. This is most common when a man is procrastinating.

Hey stepbro will you stop beating around the bush and get me out out of the laundry machine!

Instant rice

Damnit you lazy Asian make some real rice you retard.
Or, An Asian that ejaculates too early.

How dare you make instant rice for me you shall be shamed you jackass. Dick face instant rice loser I wasn't ready.