Space Mexicans

1) They are Mexican's form a future generation who rules space.
*Me going in to shock*
Wait what there is time travel. O SHIT WHAT THEY ARE INVATEING THE WHITE HOUSE O CRAP TRUMP'S HAD IS O A FUCKING PIKE CRAP CRAP CRAP DELETE DELETE DELETE.
2) A fake Mexican
3) A nickname given by White people when a Mexican is on too much weed and a white friend in near by.

1)
Person 1- Hey did you see the news
Person 2- No too busy I am going to work
Person 1- Actually you are deported to England now
Person 2- What how.
Person 1- Oh, The Mexican Space Empire invaded last night.
Person 2- What WHAT WAT

Person 1- Yea they say its revenge for the genocide of 2083
Person 2-It didn't happen yet.
Person 1- Yea they are Baby Hitlering us
Person 2- Those damm Space Mexicans that's why I voted for Trump
Person 1- Wait you voted for Trump
Person 2- Yea why?
Person 1- O no you are going to be deported by land now.
Person 2- BUT THERE Ä°I AN FUCKING SEA ON THE WAY.
Person 1- Should have been more careful man. Look at me I got myself a 20 liter of Mexican Blood for the DNA test. The Space Mexicans think that I am 1/16 Mexican so I stay.
2)
A Space Mexican- Hey man I am an Space Mexican
A Sane Person- No you fucking not.
3)
A normal person- Man Im so high

A white man- O man you are a Space Mexican

Çebi

1) Most common first name Turkey. (Except Ankara Çebi's. They are fake and they deserve to die.),(Can be used as a name ıf you can't handle a normal name in your brain)
2) The most common last name for Horney Facebook users.
3) Every country expat Turkey can spell it.

4) ITS NOT ÇELEBİ THEY ARE NOT THE SAME CANT YOU UNDERSTAND THAT EVEN AMERICANS CAN UNDERSTAND OUR LAST NAME PERFECTLY OMG PLS HAVE MORE IQ PLS PLS PLS.
5) They might be the source of Cancer

1)
Person 1- HEY Çebi can you help me
A Çebi- SAY MY NAME.
Person 1- I DONT KNOW PLS DONT HURT ME
A Çebi- NO

2)
A Çebi- Hello I want to check-in.
Dumdum- Yes can ı have you name please.
A Çebi- Emre Çebi
Dumdum- Ok Mr.Çelebi now we wil-
A Çebi- ITS ÇEBİ YOU IDIOT PLS UNDERSTAND ME I AM THE MOST COMMON LAST NAME
Dumdum- But you said Çelebi
A Fucking American- No he didn't he said ÇEBİ
A Çebi- Even the fucking American gets it WTF