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Jared

Jared is the best buddy you could ever have, he no doubt has a cool car with a pathetic horn, lives with his mum, he lives of cigarettes and Mountain Dew!! He’s so cool that he wears sun glasses all day and all night, inside, outside it doesn’t matter with out them he just isn’t the same, and can’t see…

Hey you know that guy Jared? The sweaty boy, that drinks Mountain Dew like water? Yeah he’s so cool, the best bud ever! I wish I had a BFF like Jared.

by The most Methical Unicorn ever February 16, 2022


Sarah

Sarah is a very busy girl, her time is spent mostly helping others and supplying those in need with a lil love and care, leaving little no time for herself. With a mischievous smile, she can sometimes look like she’s up to no good.. She loves balloons, loud music, and Smirnoff Blacks, to look at you wouldn’t think it, but sarah is actually one hard core gangsta rapper, aaa batteries keep her goin, along with a keen appitite for collecting things, most things, actually anything she can. Sarah is almost never seen out without her best friend Bruce, who is normally yelling at her . If you were ever in need of some help Sarah is the kind of friend you would want, she goes above and beyond.

I saw Sarah the other day, she had a balloon in her mouth, shimmy shimmy yah pumpin on her subs and Bruce yelling at her.

That Sarah is really a great gal, man if she wasn’t so busy all the time, we could hang out and get our gangsta on!

by The most Methical Unicorn ever February 20, 2022