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Penile depression

You can't get hard enuff to fuck and makes me want to die

Man my penile depression is really hitting me hard and I don't mean literally.

by The most awesome April 18, 2019


LeeLynd

He is the gayest mother fucker around. He's pretty fun to hang out with all the girls want his pene to penetrate the wet vaginas. They always want to facetime him and talk to him. He's pretty dang cool.

Man you see that LeeLynd guy? He's getting all the hoes.

by The most awesome April 18, 2019

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Splootered

Similar to splattered but with more gumption. It is a more explosive form of splattering.

The birthday girl was splootered with some brightly colored paint, which turned her plain white T-shirt into an epic rendition of the new trend of splootering art.

by The most awesome July 6, 2011

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