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A colostomy bag splitting open during sex, but instead of panicking, moving her on to her back with her legs behind her ears, then ceasing the opportunity to pour the contains of the bag into her vagina, and then chowing down on it like youâre at your favourite Tex-Mex Restaurant.
Person 1: oh dude your breath stinks!
Person 2: Sorry man, I had a colostomy slot taco last night.
Person 1: Dude have you seen how good the skin on Brianâs bald head is?!
Person 2: Yeah I have, his boyfriend must be shining the cue ball