B5 A4

This car is a Audi/VW production car that was made from 1995-2002, A car truly for people that simply could not afford the B5 S4, unlike the B5 S4 the B5 A4 is excruciating slow, has shitty bumpers and a puny little 1.8T that also sounds like a tin can when a big turbo is strapped to it, many B5 A4 owners like to steal B5 S4 body parts and put them on their car to give the appearance of an actual Audi, leaving many poor, B5 S4 owners without side skirts, grilles and worst of them all, front bumpers. They think they are one of the elite, they are not. Do not be fooled by the B5 A4 community. Lastly If you are ever approached by one of these creatures just say the magic word and they will disappear and that word is.. “big horsepower”

“Hey mark you see that sick B5S4!?” Nah man that’s a b5 a4 with an s4 bumper you can tell by the mirrors, grille, side skirts, rear bumper, trim around windows and the awful sound of that 1.8t

“Hey billy why is that Audi so slow?” Because it’s an A4 billy

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