Leaon

Leaon is the most muscular (in other dimensions ) chad, alpha male to exist.His presence alone was enough to scary Chuck Norris. Through his omni dimensional limbs ( 2 arms and 3 legs ;- ) he is able to impregnate women without them even noticing. The sheer force of his will is enough to make the mountain come to Mohammed. He is the only being who witnessed Queen Elizabeth ( The Immortal ) II creation. In fact he conceived her from one of his many omni dimensional reproductive systems. Leaon the Great. Leaon the Immortal. Leaon the Deflowerer. These are a few of his many ancient names that Earths ancestors have called him by.

Oh look, it is the alpha Leaon. I hope he deflowers me.

Leaon

Leaon is the most muscular (in other dimensions ) chad, alpha male to exist.His presence alone was enough to scary Chuck Norris. Through his omni dimensional limbs ( 2 arms and 3 legs ;- ) he is able to impregnate women without them even noticing. The sheer force of his will is enough to make the mountain come to Mohammed. He is the only being who witnessed Queen Elizabeth ( The Immortal ) II creation. In fact he conceived her from one of his many omni dimensional reproductive systems. Leaon the Great. Leaon the Immortal. Leaon the Deflowerer. These are a few of his many ancient names that Earths ancestors have called him by.

Oh look, it is the alpha Leaon. I hope he deflowers me

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