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Taking a nice voluptuous Japanese girl out for dinner and tossing her salad instead of letting her eat the boring house salad
I took tobiko to Applebeeâs the other night and gave her the sumo salad instead of their boring arugula mix
When a female companion uses your scrotum as a condom over her tightly clenched fist before she inserts it in your rectum
Went to 7-11 for some smokes and bumped in to Tammy Lynn, bada bing bada boom 10 minutes later sheâs giving me an Iraqi backpack! Really took me back to my youth.
Place a voluptuous young lady on a chair and have her lean forward to present her buttocks. You then strip completely naked and strap on your favorite sleep apnea mask. Proceed to naruto sprint (hands straight behind you for speed and aerodynamics) down the hall and into the room where you will proceed to run full force, face first into her mud hole and with any luck, insert your whole head into her anus. Ample lubricant will be appreciated by both parties.
It only took four years of stretching but weâve finally built up to doing the naruto bunker buster on the weekends. My uncles wife is such a good sport.