Cock-on-a-stick

I was really impressed to discover that someone else uses this excellent term. I use it as a 'mild' expletive when something happens that slightly annoys or frustrates me.

'You are joking, we haven't got another meeting tonight have we? What a cock-on-a-stick.'
'Cock-on-a-stick, where are my car keys?'

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faggot

A term of endearment used in the office environment. Can be used with regards to males or females. Has nothing to do with homosexuality and is not meant to be offensive.

'Morning faggots, who would like a cup of tea?'
'Get the kettle on fag.'
'Did you have a good weekend fag bag?'

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