precum

Precum refers to a viscous liquid that oozes from the opening at the tip of a man's penis when he is sexually aroused. It is a clear, generally odorless and tasteless liquid that is released by the Cowper's glands. When a man is HIV-positive, pre-cum sometimes has the virus in it. Sometimes spelled pre-cum.

Sometimes when I masturbate I precum so much that I don't need any other lube.

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pre-cum

Pre-cum refers to a viscous liquid that oozes from the opening at the tip of a man's penis when he is sexually aroused. It is a clear, generally odorless and tasteless liquid that is released by the Cowper's glands. When a man is HIV-positive, pre-cum sometimes has the virus in it. Sometimes spelled precum.

When my brother looks at porno he gets hard and starts leaking so much pre-cum he makes a big wet spot in his pants.

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chubby chaser

A person of any sexuality who is attracted to another person who is overweight. Similar to chunky monkey.

Tom is a chubby chaser, he only really wants heavy women. Andy, also a chubby chaser, is only into overweight guys. His sister shares these desires, so they love to go checking out guys together.

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groove

1. An adjective describing a rhythmic quality of music that is emotionally communicative and soulful; used for music moving at a steady beat.
2. A verb meaning to smoothly interact, maintain or improve relations with business associates, a person, or a situation.

1. The groove in this song just isn't right yet.
2. Yeah, I need to groove that guitar player, get him in on another recording session soon.

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Irish Curse

The classic definition is "red nose, short hose"; i.e., the tendency of Irish men to take to alcohol and to have a smaller than average penis.

"Yes, I suffer from the Irish Curse"--uttered by a guest on the Howard Stern show's episode about small penises.

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auto-fellatio

The act of placing your own penis in your mouth for sexual pleasure.

Ron Jeremy is known for being able to perform auto-fellatio.

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queef

1. The sound made when air exits the vagina forcibly enough to be audible.
2. A very brief sound of unknown origin emitted by a sound system, a cell phone, computer speakers, or some other source of artificial sound.

1. Her vagina let go a little queef after intercourse.
2. My cell phone just queefed--what were you saying?

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