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A girl that has the most perfect face and body. She is funny, attractive, and extremely smart. A boys are falling for her. In bed she is a joy to have and does what ever you are up for. She can look like a nerd with big glasses but that only makes her look even better. If you ever find an Ava that has this description you better stay with her forever and treat her like the woman she is.
boy 1: did you see ava tonight
boy 2: yeah she is looking good
boy 1: yeah but ava kinda looks like a nerd
boy 2: that is when she looks best, especially when she rides your dick
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Heartbreak is when you love a girl, and then she breaks your heart. Usually she says that she doesn't love you anymore, and that you suck. That you were a mistake. That she has no clue why, in the name of a higher power, she ever dated you. And why she ever let you put your hands anywhere near her.
Essentially she makes you feel like shit unworthy to tread the face of this earth or even gaze upon her divine form.
My ex one day told me she loved me, and the next day she dumped me, sent all of her friends after me (who, by the way, got their asses kicked) and attempted to ruin my life. She failed, and now I've got a better, and much hotter girlfriend.
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Gay guy with tic tac penis.
Logan is gay but has a small dick.
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A title given to someone who attempts to protect vital objectives in a game while everyone else goes off to get killed individually because they have no concept of "team."
"U FUKIN CAMPER QUIT CAMPING U FAG"
"I'm guarding the flag, you dumbass. Learn to play."
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Todd is everybody's friend. Todd is a one of a kind person. Funny awesome and love able. He just is always telling jokes and laughing all the time. If you find a Todd ask him out he probably will say yes. That is how nice he is. Keep him with you until he is gone. He is there for you he is your shoulder to cry on. He is your best friend. You can never get him mad easy and when you do you will be on ground. He is there for you forever.
Girl 1 : Todd is always there for me like the time when Logan tried to punch me.
Girl 2 : Tod is always there for everyone I love him.
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