When your girlfriend strains her shit into your mouth through her panties ;
My gyal asked if I wanted to be pampered; Wagwan pussyo tryna get pampered
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When someone's nose is so fucking long and sharp lookin, it looks like they about to suck all jizz outta your nut sack
"Damn homie, your nose is so long, lookin like a skinny penis attached to your face. Exotic Mosquito lookin ass"
When a motherfucker looks clapped as fuck and has an oval ass face, they are referred to as the most exotic species of cricket available on the black market.
"Ey pussyo, you lookin like an exotic cricket, where you mama birthed you, in a shed, retarded lookin ass"
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