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ship whore

Someone who hops between relationships and friendships too much. It's like a whore but no sex.

Person one: I thought Kate was my bff! Now she's saying that she's your BFF instead of me!

Person two: Wait. That just happened to me. Now she's calling some other person her best friend. Ugh, she's such a ship whore.

Person three: She totally forgot about me too. Now she's going out with a bunch of people. Wtf.

by The penis puncher May 1, 2024


Emmett

An energetic boy who claims he's not gay with all of his power but then i write a gay fanfic abt him then him and the friend that was in the fanfic turn gay irl and all that claiming was useless.

Literall meaning: my gay forest-gremlin of a friend irl.

Me: hey Emmett, I heard Skyler slapped ur ass.
Emmett: yeh now im traumatized
Me: we all know you like it, stop pretending.

by The penis puncher November 8, 2022


Cursed Urban Dictionary mug

When you search up words in the sex category on Urban Dictionary and they try to sell you this: "Get a love piston mug for your Mom-in-law Julia!"

Person 1: Reads definition of "love Piston"

Urban dictionary: Get a love piston mug for your sister linda

person 2: they are trying to sell you a Cursed Urban Dictionary mug lol

by The penis puncher January 16, 2021

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The Piss Hole

The Piss Hole is at a specific middleschool. Legend claims that The Piss Hole is a small hole located in the boys locker room that a group of boys would gather around to piss in as a ritual for the Piss God.

Girl 1: why does the boys locker room smell so fucking foul like a bunch of people pissed in a hole
Girl 2: that's The Piss Hole
Girl 1: The WHAT now!?
Girl 2: The Piss Hole. It's like a hole that the boys piss in religiously. Sometimes if you skip class and go there you can see the radioactive piss aura glowing through the bottom of the door.
Girl 1: this is why I'm a lesbian.

by The penis puncher June 27, 2024


Grandmacore

Another word for the vintage aesthetic "Coquette", usually used to make fun of it in a similar way to "farm emo".

The Coquette aesthetic embraces femininity with a 1960s-type vintage aesthetic, usually resulting in what you would see at your grandma's house.

So basically, Coquette looks like if you were to play Lana Del Rey on one of those really old record players with the horn thing and painted it pink and glued fake white roses on it. that's something you would deffinitely find at your grandma's dusty pale-pink house.

Person 1: OMG!!! That house looks soooo coquette <3
Person 2: nah fam, that's just my meemaws grandmacore house from 100 BC.

by The penis puncher March 13, 2023


Gen z

Gen z is usually refered to the generation of people that are lazy and sensitive to everything. The people who say this are most likely millennials that are more sensitive and try to "get hip with the kids", failing miserably and spending their time on urban dictionary because they are angry little pussies that don't know how to grow up.
The reason why Gen z is lazy can't take a fucking joke is because most of them are either burnt out from school or phone addicted little pricks. Also I'm not even gonna lie, most of the "jokes" that Gen z hears aren't even funnier than a brick. Most of them are just literal racism that have a smidge of seriousness.

Person: Haha I'm gonna r*pe you n*ga ur so fucking gay
Gen z person: That's not even funny get a life
Person: You're just being oversensitive you fucking phone addict
Gen z: ...

by The penis puncher June 27, 2024


Dont touch my tail

Those annoying anime kitty wolf demon hybrid girls on Roblox that always say "Dont touch my tail!" In the chat, or type it in their bio. They Do this only for attention, and they think it's "Cute". (This usually occurs in games like "Island Life Paradise")

Hybrid girls bio on roblox: half demon half wolf half cat half dragon uwu/has powers/Dont touch my tail owo!

Troll on roblox: *touches tail*

Hybrid girl: NOOOO!!! DONT TOUCH MY TAIL!!>:(

Hybrid girl: *Growls at you uwu*

by The penis puncher January 16, 2021

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