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Kobe is fresher than a vanilla wafer on Manila paper and enjoys a squanch or two from time to time with sun and lime. Kobeâs crime draws a thin line with a conscious mind right on time. In short, Kobe is long and bangs like a gong while ripping a bong. Kobe can climb mountains and preform a biopsy blindfolded. Kobe is also your local taxidermist. Kobe can be described with one wordâ¦One day the urban and Webster dictionary will provide us with this verb, noun and or adjective.
If I Were Homo Iâd want Kobe!
Where is Kobe when you need a local scalper
Kobe is fresher than a vanilla wafer on Manila paper and enjoys a squanch or two from time to time with sun and lime. Kobeâs crime draws a thin line with a conscious mind right on time. In short, Kobe is long and bangs like a gong while ripping a bong. Kobe can climb mountains and preform a biopsy blindfolded. Kobe is also your local taxidermist. Kobe can be described with one wordâ¦One day the urban and Webster dictionary will provide us with this verb, noun and or adjective.
If I Were Homo Iâd want Kobe!
Where is Kobe when you need a local scalper
1. to fail to inventory the safe and then bitch and moan about it when you forget to do it.
2. embracing urban culture
3. quoting Lil' John/Dave Chappelle so often that other people think it's acceptable to encorporate "what?!", "yeaaah!" and "okay" in everday conversation.
4. not paying your car tax
5. bitching about re-election when you didn't even register to vote.
6. drinking Crunk Juice.
7. seeking out highway altercations.
John was rex'd when President Bush was elected to a second term by a clear mandate.
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