dick nozzel

V: the act of grabbing the head if the penis right before ejaculating, then suddenly releasing the creamy load spraying it with the force of a fire hose

Jack: I totally dick nozzeled sally last night.

Mike: how was it?
Jack: lets just say she needs a new bedspread...and wallpaper...and bookshelf...

Rory

Rory is an ignorant, selfish and cheating bastard. Never trust a Rory.

Guy 1: Some prick snogged my girlfriend last night!

Guy 2: Yeah, that was Rory.

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