J.K Rowling

i like cheese

mememememmeeme

86👍 365👎

shirkin' the gerkin

Literally, masterbation (male). As in penis = gerkin pickle. Figuratively, not doing anything constructive. Wasting time, either by your own volition, or by another's. Spending time doing something unworthwhile, or incorrectly.

"You were supposed to be working on the new project, but nothing has been done! What have you been doing the last three hours?"

"Shirkin' my gerkin."

or


"So I'm waiting for Shelly to finish getting dressed so we can go out, and I end up sitting in the living room with her parents, just shirkin' the gerkin for a whole hour!"

22👍 8👎

pople

sound as fuck, yeah thats right!

i wish i was more pople

28👍 17👎

WP

Whiney P*ssy

Needs no explanation.

8👍 26👎

copperhead

A post-civil-war, Southern sympathiser, possibly a conspirator.

There were many copperheads in Congress, trying to bring about a de-facto form of slavery, following the Civil War.

67👍 23👎

yellow eleven

childcare - the term used to describe a child's running nose, usually, an infected one (hence the "yellow"), that displays one downward drip from each nostril, (hence the "eleven"). Usually, the eleven starts somewhere deep in the nasal cavity, drips constantly, over the upper lip and disaapears into the child's mouth, destined to repeat the cycle.

"Honey, can you get a wipee and snag that yellow eleven on Danielle before she drinks it?"

"Nope, it's your turn. I just did one during breakfast"

11👍 8👎

F.O.B.

Used in Urban schools for Asian gang members. F.O.B.=fresh off the boat

Stop being such a dirty F.O.B.

21👍 45👎