farmica

An accidental word made by someone under the influence of alcohol and bad decisions. It is a direct stem from the words farm- harmonica and is often used to describe a harmonica being used while farming. (Usually pertaining to midwestern farmers.)

P1- “That old guy looks like he owns a farmica.”
P2-“ tf is a farmica”
P1- “you’ll understand when you’re older.”

Glabble

Glabble Glabalabalab is a mysterious creature from the Amazon that is known to eat cow fetuses and small human children

The Glabble glabalabalab ate my child last week now I have to get a new one.