Yiking

Yiking is a twist on becoming "blood brothers" typically between two or more males. Yiking involves mixing semen from each participant in a 'high-five' style handshake where each participant applies his own semen to his palm first then completes the highfive with one or more participants. The accepted time frame varies depending on weather but typically can be performed up until the semen dries and can no longer be mixed through subsequent high-fives.

Last night my frat brothers were Yiking but I didn't join in. I'm not sure if I'm ready for the kind of lifelong commitment.

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Friendspention

The act of suspending all communications with a (former) friend.

Heavily weighted to electronic blocking and spam filtering, such as Blocking a user on Facebook, and adding their emails to the Spam folder in Gmail. It is possible to even artificailly "Bounce" emails from the friendspentioned party, as well as adding their phone number to the block list in a celphone or Google Voice.

Frank: "Man, Aimee was such a jealous bitch because of the way I spoke to my Denny's waitress I had to put her ass on permanent friendspention."

Chris: "So you're done with her totally?"

Frank: "I did say permanent friendspention!"