January pants

The pants you need to purchase in January after all the holiday eating. Intended to be worn only until you can fit back into your regular clothes.

Thank god for post-holiday sales - it makes buying January pants so much less expensive!!

scrubstitution

A player substitution at the very end of a basketball game in which one or several low-skilled players (the scrubs) get to enter the game. Generally this happens when the team the scrub is playing for is winning or losing by at least 20 points. Also known as "garbage time."

We're winning by forty points with 30 seconds left. Time for a scrubstitution!

Domino's Effect

How you feel after eating a Domino's Pizza

Urghh... I feel awful. Maybe it was that pizza I ate... it must be the domino's effect kicking in...

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