Elise

Elise is not like other girls. She had gnarly feet the size of a t-Rex but that’s why all the boys love her. She always goes out of her way to compliment her friends and when a man set her house on fire she beat the hell out of him. She never lets anyone get in her way so she uses her beauty to seduce a James.

Chiara: Look that man is burning down a building

Amanda: that’s okay my mom will Elise him

Chiara

A boisterous woman who steals your heart with one flick of her left eye. If you look too closely into said eye legend has it you will birth an entire bear family Goldy Locks style no matter your species. I would be careful because if this happens to you, you may be put into a lab for testing after giving birth to twelve bears. I have never been so fearful and yet in owe of a woman in my life. Her beauty is engulfing, but again only look at her when she’s winking with her left eye.

Amanda: have you heard of the Medusa myth where she turns people to stone that is terrifying

James: do you know what is even more terrifying? Looking into Chiara’s eyes and becoming pregnant with 12 bears as a man. Medusa got nothing on chiara