Love tap

Tapping your 'just spent' knob on your girlie's mouth

I love tapped her after se sucked me off

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Pah

Instead of saying, "Oh, bollocks" or similar words

"Will you go out with me?"
"No; you have a face like a welder's bench"
"Pah"

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Tankslap

The fine art of slapping one's "semi" off one's stomach to impress one's annoyed girlfriend. Also works with gay boys, apparently

I tankslapped and she was not impressed. Pah.

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Splumph

When you cum, only its muffled by something

I splumphed in her mouth

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Tea-bag

To hold your penis out of the way, then slap your balls against someone repeatedly

"I tea-bagged that dirty wench I pulled last night, hehe"

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