Turd Degree Burn

When you take a shit so spicy and hot that it leaves your ass stinging

Donny: Bro why is there steam coming out of your ass?
Stew: Dude, I just dropped a duece so fierce I think I got a Turd Degree Burn

White wall

When someone takes up your entire screen with messages causing their to be a wall of white.

"Yo my bitch just send me a white wall, I gotta deal with this."

"Yo my dad sent me a white wall I think its an emergency"