reese's cock pop

Stick your dick in a jar of creamy peanut butter then in a bag of miniature chocolate morsels. Carefully place your cock pop near your partners face and let the fellatio begin...

"Hey guy's...I came up with a new one for Urban Dictionary..."
"Yeah? Whats that?"
"I call it the Reese's Cock Pop"
"Its not in Urban Dictionary already?"
"Nope".
"Geez...Your kids have only been out of the house for 1 day......"
"Yup..."
"OK...what is it...?"

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The Reverse Monocle

A variation of the (Eye) Socket Fuck...Having someone take out their prosthetic eye and assume the doggy style position. Wedge the eye in the butt crack, just above the balloon knot. Have great sex...for a twist on The Pirate, try the Pirate Monocle, pull out on cum on the fake eye. Kicking in the shin or equivalent is optional...

"Hey Boss..."
..."Yeah?"
"You remember that hot chick with the fake eye?"
..."Yeah"
"I did the The Reverse Monocle all over her ass last night...Arrgh..."
..."Nice..."