playing game of thrones

Taking a shit.

Example: I'm at work and need to shit so instead of saying I'm going to shit in front of customers I say I'm going to go play game of thrones real quick to defend the porcelain throne.

I was playing game of thrones this morning for like an hour after drinking all night.

3👍 1👎

mississippi mud butt

When you didn't quite wipe your ass enough after shitting and then start doing something very active that causes sweat to build up and mix between your ass cheeks.

Hugh:Man my ass hole boss rushed me outside the bathroom while I was dropping off the mexicans at the pool and I didn't quite wipe right and now I'm super uncomfortable with this killer case of Mississippi mud butt.
G.Rection: Man Hugh you should have just told him to go eat a big fat dick and finished that bowl blaster right.

13👍 2👎

ingwer

German for the term ginger.

American tourist: How do you say we must exterminate the gingers?
Local german: Wir müssen die Ingwer abschaffen.