Pizza goldfish

Yum yum yum

Good boi: I love me pizza goldfish

6👍 4👎

Carter

Carter, a gay man who put his pp in the microwave and now it doesn’t work. He has seen every man pp in the world, and has circumcised every human ever born. He will hide in your closet (or bed) until you sleep and will rape you until you die.

Normal human: wtf is that carter

Normal human 2: I heard he has erect pp disease

16👍 6👎

Yes

Yes papa

Papa: no Johnny

Johnny: but yes papa

2👍 1👎

Shrek

Dad

Shrek is dad