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punching bag

a person who takes the blame when something goes wrong, a scapegoat

An unpopular politician is likely to become a punching bag.

by The Return of Light Joker April 01, 2009


flash in the pants

a momentary burst of sexual arousal (a pun on flash in the pan)

I had a flash in the pants from thinking about the night before, but realized I can't let it interrupt my work.

by The Return of Light Joker November 01, 2011


flat tire

1. a impotent man

2. a flaccid penis

3. a stupid or useless person

4. the prank of stepping on someone's shoe

He narrowly avoided becoming a flat tire.

by The Return of Light Joker January 14, 2011


brain one

the most basic intelligence

If you have brain one you should know that evolution is an integral part of science.

by The Return of Light Joker October 28, 2011


nobody home

there are no brains in this persons head, this person is crazy or stupid

I hat to to say it but there's nobody home. He's knows nothing about reality.

by The Return of Light Joker April 06, 2010


green-eyed monster

jealousy, envy

The green-eyed monster was there when an acquaintance of my friend visited his house and it took a toll on his relationship with his girlfriend.

by The Return of Light Joker June 02, 2011


2nite

tonight( used in electronic media)

I will be back 2nite.

by The Return of Light Joker July 11, 2008