Ransomware

Any article of clothing that if caught on camera would likely be useable in an extortion scenario.

"Close the curtains! If anyone catches me in this ransomware(forehead strap-on) there will be hell to pay. "

Nostradumbass

Someone, usually a hippy type, that portrays themselves as a seer of seers a psychic. They are simply put, morons.

Tom thought he had convinced us all about the rise of the Egyptian Empire's return but we all knew quite immediately, he was a Nostradumbass.