Michael

An absolute fatherless piece of shit who is a jack ass at times and an absolute duck head on others there is a little grey area for good Michaels but most of the time absolute shit

Michael your a dipshit

shitswizler

When someone spits more shit than someone who ate an elephant laxitive

Oh he’s such a shitswizler

Wang in the wind

Adverb: it means to sit there just being useless

“Oh he’s just sitting there with his wang in the wind”