Fingure

Stupid fucking bitch fuck off you Little twat I’ll stick my fist up your asshole

I fingure your asshole

Gayd

Gayd is when you accidentally touch the ass, dick/vegina or hand from the same sex

Richard: (accidentally touches hand from Willy)
Dickson: haha Willy got gayd

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Tripper

When you are an English player playing against Colombia and you miss a free kick

Tripper missed the shot

Hold my shit

Its when you take a shit but mid departure you realize that you dont have any toilet paper. So you have to stop and go to a different toilet or find toilet paper

I had to hold my shit cause i don't have toilet paper. Can i borrow some off you?

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Shitty European politic

When some sack head tries to ban memes

Angela Merkel: VE VILL BAN SE MEMES IN EUROP
Meme bois: wow angela merkel is one shitty european politic

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Foot to the balls

When you get kicked in the balls

Rudiger: dude i just got a foot to the balls
Gunter: Thats gonna hurt in the mornin