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Banh mi

Bread, literally, in Vietnam it's not sanwich

E: Hello, can i have a Banh mi?

V: .... ?
E: Banh mi, Banh mi
V:Bánh mì?

E:*nods*

V: ok, *gives bread*

by The smart Nguyen May 16, 2021


Pho

It is a very popular Vietnamese noodle, but please, if youcant read it right, at least write it right.It's PHỞ .

Why? because if you write "pho" to a Vietnamese, they may think that you are talking about PHÒ, which means hoe/bitch

E: I've just ate pho yesterday, it was good

V: Me too, damm she was thicc

by The smart Nguyen May 14, 2021


Yelsta kcir

- Long definition: A fighting master with signature killer move, the move is so strong that people banned him for using it in an underground match

- Short definition: Rick Astley but reversed

-Have you seen the killer move of Yelsta Kcir?

-Who is that

-The unbeatable fighter, watch his move *insert link*

*clicks on the link*
*NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP*

by The smart Nguyen May 25, 2021


Nguyen

-A Vietnamese word that can be used as the First name(Nguyên, Nguyện), Surname(Nguyên) and Last name(Nguyễn) (rarely at the same time, and sometimes 2/3) (1)

-More than half of Vietnameses have family name Nguyen(Nguyễn)

-Hard to read af

-How to read the word Nguyen: Imma divide the word Nguyễn)i'm gonna use Nguyễn instead of Nguyen from now) into 3 part:

+The NG sound

+The UYEN sound

+The ~ sound(the tonal mark sound)

-Step 1: NG sound

+Say the word DOING

+Remove DO and I, you are left with the NG

+Say "uh" while releasing the part of the tounge which is blocking you mouth

+Keep practice until you can say it without having any trouble

-Step 2: UYEN sound

+Say each letter individually ( /u/, /i/, /ə/, /n/ )

+Say each letter faster and faster until you can combine 4 letters to 1 sound

+Practice more

-Step 3: combine the 2 sounds, practice until you don't have trouble saying Nguyên

-Last step: the ~

+Imagine... a hentai girl moaning (not kidding), but instead of yamete (Yãmẽtẽ), she moans Nguyễn

+Do your best to replicate the sound(i tried my best here, cuz you don't have tonal marks in the english alphabet)

-> and the result: You can say Nguyễn now, it takes lots of practice, but i believe you can make it

(1): Examples: Nguyen Tran Nguyen Vu (Nguyễn Trần Nguyên Vũ)

(2):

by The smart Nguyen May 15, 2021

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