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A person who rolls like a rock star, but keeps his finances in order.
Chuck just bought the bar a round to celebrate his mortgage burning - Responsiballer move.
When a man is impregnated by another man. Usually unintentional.
Person A: Yo, can I borrow some of your lotion, my normally soft supple skin is unusually dry due to the changing season.
Person B: Uhhh....not unless you want to get pregmant.
Person A: Oh.
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A level of patriotism that is strong enough to bring out the patriotism in the most cynical and unpatriotic of people.
He was so patriotistic, he had the entire drunk tank singing "Proud to be an American".
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Similar to planned parenthood, but just for men.
Person A: Hey man, I think you spilled glue all over the kitchen floor during arts and crafts night.
Person B: Dude, it wasn't arts and crafts night....and that's not glue. Don't go crab walking in there unless you want to get pregmant.
Person A: Oh snap! Too late. I better get myself to manned parenthood.